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Tree Lotion CBD Cream
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Published: Apr 14, 2024
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Health
Of all the frauds being peddled today — and the list would stretch from here to Kansas City — CBD products are in the top ten.
Good news. If you ache…. If you are anxious and don’t want to medicate… if you’d like to be more chill at bedtime…I have found something of quality that works spectacularly for two people I know very well.
One is my daughter. A few years ago, she was attacked by a bear in the Wisconsin woods. No surprise: she had a fraught school year. When I was in California, a superior dispensary recommended CALM, from Tree Lotion. At night she rubbed it on her wrists. Sleep came easier.
Another is a friend with a few years on my daughter. She suffers from arthritis. Over the years, she’s taken dozens of medications; she keeps giant bottles of Advil and Tylenol handy. Now she rubs Tree Lotion cream on her hands, and gets dramatic relief. She also uses it as a skin moisturizer and reports superior results.
This is so far from the norm.
It is far from the norm because CBD products are not regulated or graded by the FDA — anyone can slap CBD on a label and sell it. Why? Because CBD products are derived from hemp, not marijuana. They contain no more than 0.3% THC — you can’t get a buzz from them. Because of that, CBD products can be sold even in states that haven’t legalized marijuana. And because the CBD market could reach $20 billion this year, CVS carries it and at least one grocery chain is putting it in 1,000 stores . Really, it’s the Wild West out there: pain patches, tinctures, creams, oils for dogs, capsules, pills, bath bombs, vape cartridges, hemp honey, and more.
Update: when I go to California, I can no longer buy Tree Lotion at a weed dispensary.
That’s because the State of California has decided dispensaries can only sell products rich in THC. No high, no buy. Could Tree Lotion reformulate its creams so they provide healing and a buzz? It could. With an additional factory. And at considerable expense. And, most to the point, for no reason except to cash in at the expense of its original mission.
Poke around the Internet for CBD products. You get bullshit like this:
When we experience injury, disease or other deficiency of endocannabinoids, the compounds found in CBD called phytocannabinoids can help pick up the slack. But instead of interacting directly with CB1 and CB2 receptors like THC compounds, CBD compounds simply help to stimulate the receptors and get the body to recognize and use more of its natural cannabinoids and neurotransmitters.
Sure. Got it. And in case your science is weak, the accompanying photo of a wizened Chinese couple is sooo reassuring.
This is the language you see on the Tree Lotion site:
We have created unique proprietary blends using the most powerful and effective organic essential oils in the world combined with pure hemp derived CBD, tested and free of pesticides.
Tree Lotion offers a variety of creams.
BREATHE
Coconut, Lemon-Grass essential oil and CBD. An analgesic, antidepressant, antimicrobial, astringent, diuretic, fungicidal, and sedative.
SERENITY
Lavender, Rosemary, Ylang Ylang, Orange, Lemon, Lime, and CBD. An antiseptic, antiviral, astringent, disinfectant, and restorative.
CALM
Lavender, Rose Geranium, Cedarwood and Lemongrass essential oils, and CBD. Helps in fading the look of scars and other spots on the skin. With powerful cicatrisant properties, it increases blood circulation right below the surface of the skin.
RELAX
Lavender, Tangerine, Rose and Orange, and CBD. An antiseptic sedative that’s antispasmodic.
SOOTHE
Lemongrass and Eucalyptus essential oils, and CBD. An analgesic, antidepressant, antimicrobial, antiseptic, astringent, diuretic and fungicidal.
VITALITY
Peppermint, Spearmint, Eucalyptus, Wintergreen, Orange and Grapefruit essential oils, and CBD. Diuretic, disinfectant, antidepressant, stimulant, antiseptic and lymphatic.
RECOVERY XTREME SPORTS
Arnica, essential oils, and CBD. Reduces sore muscle pain and inflammation associated with over-exertion. May also be used after surgery to help reduce bruising, swelling, and scar tissue.
Not sure what to order? How is this for customer service: Write Melanie at Tree Lotion: treelotioninc@gmail.com. Put “Head Butler sent me” in the subject line, and describe your problem/situation. You won’t wait a year for a canned response.
THAT is integrity in action.
To order:
Click on a cream to order.
They come in 200mg and 400mg strengths. My friend and daughter are getting satisfaction from 200mg strength. Because I’m a guy, I go right for the strong stuff.
ONE BIG FAVOR: AT THE BOTTOM OF THE CHECKOUT FORM, IT ASKS IF YOU HAVE A REFERRAL CODE. YOU DO. PLEASE TYPE: BUTLER.
