It's that time again. This year's models are sleek and smart and accomplished and, just possibly, deep in debt and scared out of their minds. Yes, you can give them cash. But do you want to feed them today or teach them how to feed themselves for decades?
The list I've assembled may seem curious. Start with...Fiction? Yes, because Getting Ahead --- and that, to paraphrase Meryl Streep in “The Devil Wears Prada,” is what almost all kids want, no matter what they say --- is not just about competence. It's about knowing how to talk to grownups. And what to say. Newsflash: Powerful people often have cultural interests. Share them, and you're on your way to...somewhere. So it pays to know about books, music, art. (Culture is also enriching, but that's not what anyone wants to hear after being in school since age 3.)
Survival is also on my mind. It should be for the Class of '07 as well. If not, it will be. I've chosen some books that should be relevant long after the kegger ends and reality descends. But why sound like a graduation orator? Your kid or your relative or your friend's hopeless loser of a child got all the way to the end of an Offical American Education. Three cheers for that....
FICTION
Cakes and Ale
Somerset Maugham's “dirty” book. An impressionable boy has a crush on a famous writer's wife. The boy grows up. He becomes a medical student. And....
Arrowsmith
The most sincere book Sinclair Lewis wrote. Inspired by an old doctor, a Midwestern boy takes up medicine, then research. He's a rare one: He loves science more than security.
The Quality of Life Report
In Meghan Daum's comic novel, a young New York TV producer goes to the heartland to report on the natives. You think her snobbery evaporates?
The Things They Carried
Tim O'Brien's autobiographical novel about serving in the Vietnam War. Just in case a lad you know complains it's tough going in the “real” world.
Bel-Ami
In Guy de Maupassant's masterpiece, a handsome, ambitious and none-too-talented young man rises and rises. A very reassuring book for the Looks Advantaged.
NON-FICTION
Banker to the Poor
“Micrcoredit” --- a banking idea for the future. In fact, an idea so solid Muhammad Yunus won the Nobel Prize for it.
The Omnivore's Dilemma
Whether your grad lives to eat or eats to live, Michael Pollan's look at the American food industry could be a livesaver.
FIRST PERSON
Monique and the Mango Rains
What it's like to be a Peace Corps volunteer in Mali. Anyone looking for a challenge?